Intrusive Thoughts Tote Bag- The Feral One.
Unleash your inner wildling with this delightfully cheeky tote bag that’s ready to add a bit of humor to your day and a touch of sass to your style! Perfect for those moments when the world feels just *a little* too ridiculous, this bag proudly proclaims, “I’m too feral for this bullshit.” Whether you're running errands, shopping for your favorite snacks, or just out and about, it’s sure to turn heads and spark a smile. Made with 100% Certified Organic Cotton, this tote is for the eco-conscious and fun-loving souls who don’t mind mixing a little rebellion with their sustainability. Not just a bag, it’s an attitude!
Product Features: **100% Certified Organic Cotton:** Because your tote should be as kind to the Earth as your sense of humor is to the universe. Carry your groceries or your wildest dreams with the knowledge you're doing it in an eco-friendly way! * **Spacious & Ready for Anything:** Need to stash snacks, books, or that random assortment of things you “might need”? This bag has room for all the things you didn’t realize you needed until you got to the store. * **Comfy Cotton Web Handles:** These sturdy handles are made for those wild moments when you’re sprinting through life (or the checkout line). They’re comfy enough for a shoulder carry and tough enough for your *too feral* lifestyle. * **Durable & Long-Lasting:** Made from medium-heavy fabric, this bag’s built to survive all your adventures—grocery shopping, beach trips, spontaneous road trips, and even that surprise extra-large bag of chips. * **'Natural' Color with Black Flecks:** It’s the perfect neutral to match any outfit, with a little bit of personality thrown in. Subtle yet bold, like your inner wild spirit! **Perfect For:** * People who wear their humor like a badge of honor (or like a tote bag) * Gifting to someone who knows how to laugh at life (and occasionally scream into the void) * Earth Day celebrations, birthdays, or just because your favorite feral friend deserves something special **Care Instructions:** * Remove all items before washing, unless you’re trying to launder the chaos of your day (but we wouldn’t recommend it). * Pretreat stains with a little love (aka stain remover). * Wash with warm water and detergent using a soft brush or terry cloth—your bag will thank you for the gentle care. * Let your tote air dry, and you’re ready to unleash your feral energy again! This bag isn’t just a practical accessory—it’s a statement. A statement that says, “I’m here to be eco-friendly, stylish, and, yes, a bit feral while I’m at it.” So, grab one, or gift it to someone who could use a little more *wild* in their life. You won’t regret it—because we’re all a little feral, aren’t we? 🌿✨ **Go on. Be wild. Be feral. Be fabulous.**
Unleash your inner wildling with this delightfully cheeky tote bag that’s ready to add a bit of humor to your day and a touch of sass to your style! Perfect for those moments when the world feels just *a little* too ridiculous, this bag proudly proclaims, “I’m too feral for this bullshit.” Whether you're running errands, shopping for your favorite snacks, or just out and about, it’s sure to turn heads and spark a smile. Made with 100% Certified Organic Cotton, this tote is for the eco-conscious and fun-loving souls who don’t mind mixing a little rebellion with their sustainability. Not just a bag, it’s an attitude!
Product Features: **100% Certified Organic Cotton:** Because your tote should be as kind to the Earth as your sense of humor is to the universe. Carry your groceries or your wildest dreams with the knowledge you're doing it in an eco-friendly way! * **Spacious & Ready for Anything:** Need to stash snacks, books, or that random assortment of things you “might need”? This bag has room for all the things you didn’t realize you needed until you got to the store. * **Comfy Cotton Web Handles:** These sturdy handles are made for those wild moments when you’re sprinting through life (or the checkout line). They’re comfy enough for a shoulder carry and tough enough for your *too feral* lifestyle. * **Durable & Long-Lasting:** Made from medium-heavy fabric, this bag’s built to survive all your adventures—grocery shopping, beach trips, spontaneous road trips, and even that surprise extra-large bag of chips. * **'Natural' Color with Black Flecks:** It’s the perfect neutral to match any outfit, with a little bit of personality thrown in. Subtle yet bold, like your inner wild spirit! **Perfect For:** * People who wear their humor like a badge of honor (or like a tote bag) * Gifting to someone who knows how to laugh at life (and occasionally scream into the void) * Earth Day celebrations, birthdays, or just because your favorite feral friend deserves something special **Care Instructions:** * Remove all items before washing, unless you’re trying to launder the chaos of your day (but we wouldn’t recommend it). * Pretreat stains with a little love (aka stain remover). * Wash with warm water and detergent using a soft brush or terry cloth—your bag will thank you for the gentle care. * Let your tote air dry, and you’re ready to unleash your feral energy again! This bag isn’t just a practical accessory—it’s a statement. A statement that says, “I’m here to be eco-friendly, stylish, and, yes, a bit feral while I’m at it.” So, grab one, or gift it to someone who could use a little more *wild* in their life. You won’t regret it—because we’re all a little feral, aren’t we? 🌿✨ **Go on. Be wild. Be feral. Be fabulous.**